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Jan 2014
God struck me down
He did it to me because I was playing with him
That teaches me a lesson not to do it again

Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel

John Dillinger got killed in 1930
He was assassinated for trying to rob a bank
He was carrying a gun

Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel

John Pole got mad at me, and hit me with a tire iron
He was so ******* at me
He pulled out his tack, and gave me the shock of my life

Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel
Electric eel

Mitsubishi, the word is getting around
Written by
Wesley Willis  Chicago, IL
(Chicago, IL)   
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