A vessel of annoyance
Rested its feat and perched beside me
What it held in its mouth
Was the gooie substance
Called "gum"

Is there a polightful way to chew gum?
A way where someone could
Look at you and want to respect you?
There is
There isn't

A smack they make
A smack I should give
Do not make that sound in class
Or at a meating
Or on a coffee date.

People will only look at you disgusted,
Because of the way that you decide to chew your "gum".