though said to be golden like that of Eris, the mores which you so savor are hollow with worms. your stony statutes, finally crumbling, now remind me of rose-colored saran wrap: stretched too thin across the epochs to bind each lawless Julia at present. able now to be wholeβfree from your unadulterated peace, spun, measured, and cut are your class lines at last. and so with a sigh of relief so great that it could echo across all of the Caucasus, your Ovid, cast away, has returned.