Are you a male or a female?
Hey, Dude

Describe yourself:
Funny sort of bloke

How do you feel?
Clutching at Cheese Straws

Describe where you currently live:
The Bright Side

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Casablanca

Your favourite form of transportation:
tightrope

What’s the weather like:
Today is not a day for adultery

Favourite time of day:
Nocturne

Your relationships:
Romantic

Your fear:
Snipers

What is the best advice you have to give:
No Surprises

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Barry Bungee

My soul’s present condition:
Fits and Starts