Look at me, kids, Don't look at the window There's nothing there. DON'T STARE! I'm teaching you a valuable London lesson, How to ignore invisible men, However persistent.
He came inside, Asked for a quid, I bought him a burger, Just to get rid.
Horrid.
Not him, me. As he sat there, shaking, eating, Drinking his coffee (eight sugars, seven milks) Tears poured down his face.
And the children asked me why. Mummy, why did that man cry when you bought him a burger? Did he want a different toy?