I have a middle son, as a child he sought my attention.  He did so many strange things; I almost got hypertension.
When I got him dressed, to go to the local School; before reaching the Bus Stop; most of his clothes he would lose.
When he was even younger, he put thick Vaseline on his face and curly hair.  Then he decided to play in the sand, placing it everywhere!
When he came into the house; I didn't know my son.  He looked like a greasy monster; all I could do was run!
By, Sandra Juanita Nailing