1 Stop biting your lip Your blood is meant to stay In your body And carry oxygen And kiss your bones It has no place on your tongue
2 Breathe 1 2 3 Breathe Don’t be afraid to let Your lungs expand Don’t be afraid to calm Your nerves Pop a Xanax and you’ll be fine You’ll always be fine
3 When you feel the gut pulling Desire to kiss a boy Kiss him Kiss him before he realizes What a mess you are Kiss him And then break his legs Remind him you are a tornado Wrapped in skin And your kiss Just blew him away
4 Always fall in love With strangers Lose yourself in fantasies Featuring the people on the bus Or in the mall Smile at them so they know They’re infiltrating Your dreams
5 When a guy catcalls you Kick him in the teeth Show him the hair on your legs Shove your emergency ****** Down his throat Say no You are not a dog You are not a prize You are a goddess clad in A leather jacket and Motorcycle boots And goddesses do not accept Catcalls
6 Wrap yourself in poems Hold them close to your heart Hide them in your pockets Let them spill out Of your mouth In times of stress You never know when you’ll need them
7 Never wish for tragedy Just so you can have a reason To be sad
8 When the poetry stops working Go to therapy Follow the advice You’ve given to so many Other people
9 Swallow that lump in your throat Let it dissolve In your stomach acid You will not cry You will not break
10 When the boy with The beautiful smile and the Even more beautiful voice Looks at you for the first time The world will stop You will only know his eyes When they pass over you To the prettier ******* your right Do not take offense Your time will come
inspired by Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls with Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair