~ *pitch an putt I never worried about 'cause all my drives were long and stout now off the tee it doesn't fly so far and all I can do is hope for par on my card 3's are 4's and 4's became 5 oh how I long for a 300 yard drive it's only a game some say unkind but it grabs at your heart and messes your mind it's only a game still others proclaim front nine was fun the back nine shame so before I tee I ask my Lord just once put my name atop the leader board so now it's early to bed so I can dream of birdies and eagles and a jacket that's green