Oh, I'm sorry I thought the headphones in my ears And the book in my hands Made it pretty clear I have no interest in speaking with you Let alone acknowledging you Oh, I'm sorry I thought when you said the words I love you It meant you actually wanted to be with me That you actually cared How silly of me Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were such a nice guy Who would be by my side Who would be proud of me Even as we grew old and forgetful I guess that's too much to ask anymore Oh, I'm sorry For ever thinking when you said you would be right back That you might actually come back Perhaps with some roses And an apology you practiced in your head fifteen times I really do need to get with the program, don't I?