Yo Mama is so precious, why not tell her so.  She could have given you up, but wouldn't let you go.
Yo Mama is a diamond, and it's not in the rough.  Just to put up with you, she had to be tough.
Yo Mama has great wisdom; she spreads it all around.  She always know what to do, to keep you healthy, and not loaded down.
Yo Mama is so pleasant; she knows how to use her words.  She politely lower her voice, in order for you to be heard.
Yo Mama is unselfish; she makes sure you are fed.  She sacrifice time in the kitchen, constantly using her head.
Your Mama is so clean; she puts things in line.  She teaches you about life, so you can have a sound mind.