When they came to my island, the hero and his crew (more like an invasive species of uninvited animals) The rot from their unwashed feet spilled everywhere-- infestations of foul-- They plucked grapes from my vines slowly, with pride, as if they kept them themselves, They came into my cave and stole sheepβs milk and cheese-- The blessed feta: vanished!! And you wonder why I snacked on two--I had nothing else! They disregarded emptied wine bottles in clusters in the sand, Kept me awake in the evening with boisterous, hoglike squeals. And when I let out a scream myself, A cry to my native land, to my father, I spotted my herds scurrying from the cave, with little hands floating atop their fur, Then came the electrifying pain I see a staff, feel the hit, become disabled. They took everything and left me blinded And he is still the hero? He told me he was Nobody.