You came home At ten past midnight Drunk again. You were rude and abusive And violently sick, Again. You have embarrassed me quite enough Now Is the time for me to teach you a few lessons To show you how Lucky you are to have a nice home Filled with comfortable furniture, Lucky you are to have a devoted family, Lucky to have a well paid job, Lucky to have …….. ……..Anything Yes, that’s what I’ll tell him, If he’ll listen.