I think you left your chihuahua chains on my doorstep.
I think you left,
And brought your secondary school acting company to laugh,
At my hopeless attempts to paint a fence.
I think you all laughed when I drowned at the aquarium.
Did I tell you I travelled idly through the galaxy?
The stars told me your secrets,
Now you're out to pull me down to Hell,
Though I always wished you well,
All my post-cards from purgatory said so.
I think I thought these things,
But I think my mind played a ***** trick on me.
I think that trick was you.
Remember, you tried to flush my doppelganger down the loo?
Maybe I'm just mad,
Heaven does that to the best of us.
Giving you my prized potion of the wizards,
You scream in mock terror,
But still secrete pus.
Wouldn't it be swell,
If we could live could live amongst elves?