She renders me an idiot, a *******; Okay, I'll admit it! Without her, I still act that way But in my defense She makes me twice as dense Like a brick being compacted My stupidity's enacted Like she flips some switch that turns off my brain And there are words in my mouth Or are they in my head? Or, wait what am I saying? She makes me forget And we haven't gone out yet It'll happen tonight And if it goes alright Then maybe I won't act stupid Maybe fat, baby cupid Will ease up a bit so I can think 'stead of awkwardly Talking of nothing to justify Staring in her eyes Her gorgeous, gorgeous eyes