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Dec 2013
tease and taunt
pick and poke

scratch and maul
stab and choke

bring us this
bring us that

hello brother
fill my hat

merry christmas
help a ******

seasons’ greetings
stuff your monkey

i want i pad
i love i mad

i spend i fly
i live i die

text me facebook
email me twitter

**** champagne
and roll in glitter

where is love
an epic fail

why is lindsay
not in jail

give me more
give me more

i want to be
a retail *****

mommy mommy
why is santa

burping loud
to **** mylanta

shred the paper
back to work

new year’s yay
go beserk

another year
of joy and love

return this item
push and shove

was here first
you stupid ****

wait there’s oprah
let’s all hug

holiday wish from
me to thou

holy hell
shoot me now
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