Pamela, I suppose, Has taken one too many lines And has given birth to a child With a few extra mental arms and legs. Green trees and Vietnamese agent orange Fell into her lungs a bit early As she painted her portraits And found her ideal of love in mine. Women, I’ve found, Have quite the strange way Of making change. We can’t all be Elizabeth Stantons And Sylvia Plaths. We can’t all be the bra-burners, The Vietnam-Veteran spitters That this generation of tetosterone-enticers Has emerged from. Pamela, like so many other long-haired, Nail-painted beauties before her, Lost herself in an opus of ******* And promiscuity That brought her down To a level terribly under Those of substantial criminals. As Burgess wrote, “You were not Put on this Earth just To get in touch With God.” Pamela, I suppose, Failed at just the same, Became a Russian spy And illuminated a flame of displeasing energy In the heart of my breathless being.