You said I was the best, no really, you said that As you drunkenly horse pet my face then I said something nowhere near as funny as I thought it was but you laughed anyway laughed as I told you I wanted to see your face on the other side of that glass pane oh but you'll come visit me right? of course I will say I'll visit you but between you and me plane tickets are expensive and I've always been a man of leisure No lazy is not the right word it's definitely leisure you were scared God knows why as scared as I am when the time comes when I see you in person a moving statue to the things I hold close you said I was the best, believe it or not, as you drunkenly horse pet my face and I said only when it comes to you