we replace our oven
that was a periodic from when
you turned a **** and
wham bang ma’am
a flame burst out in
glorious glory and your brain
said, mmmm hot, be caution-art
now we have an electric
cause the liberals want to
overload the grid
so now a light goes on,
a orange circle that means
hot surface
and goes off 24~48 hours later
making me throughly annoyed,
and she patient woMANsplains
me that this is for my own protection
so i grab my favorite parts
of a woman’s bodee
and state in a most serious mien
where oh where is that your
is your orange light
inviting me to touch your hot surfaces?