!да да да!
darling daughter chews dad's toupee
when she has her fill
Fido takes over
toupee or not toupee
the hairpiece is having
a bad hair day
Fido and next door's doggie
engage in snarling tug o' war
oops that's torn it
dad now looking like a monk
his bald spot badly
sunburnt
darling daughter kisses
where the hairpiece ought to be
claps and slaps: Da...Da...Da. . .DA!"
it is the only word she knows
in Russian
the world is just one big Yes!