I'm glad you brought her here today
We all hear her weeps and wails
We have a great treatment for hysteria
I assure you It will not fail
We will gently restart the brain
with a series of electroshocks
Then she will be stimulated
While you're out getting your rocks off
They will all begin to see
That it's not about them
Its about finding a good man
and shutting up for him
Isolation is the key
She'll learn to find her grace
A mans home is his kingdom
She'll learn to learn her place
This truly is a mans world
Just as the song plays
One day you may be equal
But today is not that day
She'll speak when only spoken to
She'll remember to do her chores
She'll make your life much easier
By learning she must first put yours
This treatment is less barbaric
than a series of medications
Of course this is just a fad
A symptom of the women's liberation
If anger begets your husband
Don't bring anger back on a whim
Sit back and take a good look
at what you had done to him
Isolation is the key
She'll learn to find her grace
A mans home is his kingdom
She'll learn to learn her place
This truly is a mans world
Just as the song plays
One day you may be equal
But today is not that day.
Hysteria
Hysteria
Hysteria
why did I marry yah!