Inspired by Sir Newton,
I sat under a coconut tree,
hoping to find
gravity’s relatives.
Sadly,
a huge coconut fell on my head,
and I ended up in a hospital.
So much for
my scientific adventure.
Guess I’m not as lucky
as Sir Newton.
At the hospital,
the doctor asked what happened.
I narrated the whole story.
The doctor advised,
“Next time,
sit under an orange tree.”
“No, thank you,” said I.
“I’ll just stick
to the poet tree
(poetry).”