If a poet is under 18, is he a minor poet?
If a poet is in the army, is she a major poet?
If a poet is unmusical, is he an unsung poet?
If a poet is untruthful, is she a lyre?
If a poet is thin is she a narrow-tive poet?
If a poet is also a banker does he write oweds?
If a poet is in prison can she write free verse?
If a poet sneezes at funerals does he write allergies?
There are all sorts of poets, this is true
But the best sort of poet just might be you!