"when I don't know what to write
             due to my lack of inspiration -
                              ie. i'm not contemplating the problem of suffering, pain and despair in the world, and wallowing in my own self loathing,
                                     my posts lose significant quality
                  and gain significant satirical substance.
and I intentionally place the lines askew
                                                         to portray a façade of artistry."



*--J.A. Williams, excerpt from "Uninspired, and pure fartswaggle: A collection of unadulterated, barely (occasionally, but mostly not) rhyming poems."