they always had something a little off beautiful women just always with something I couldn't get over I've been finding flaws in my women all my life one a little thin a few were too fat too long too short too loud too shy hands were too big one that wore too much makeup --one with never enough-- no matter how I tried I couldn't find that perfect woman no matter how beautiful my friends assured me they were I just couldn't be content so the flings were short and soon I'd be fed up with their hands too big or their teeth too yellow or their voices too shrill got rid of them all every last one of them until I realized that all these women were fine all of them beautiful women it was I who had the problem