It's time for the annual celebration,
The one that happens only once each year.
It fills one with trepidation,
But there's hope mixed with the fear.
Bang the gongs and sound off all the drums.
Rump-pa-pum! Rump-pa-pum! Rump-pa-pa-pum!
Let the whole town know that the day has come.
Rump-pa-pum! Rump-pa-pum! Rump-pa-pa-pum!
Where's the birthday boy?
His presents remain unopened.
We searched his house,
His front door was open.
He must have fled into the town,
Gather the guards to track him down.
We'd hate for him to miss his cake,
On his sacred birthday.
Blow the horns and light the fireworks.
Boom! Boom! BOOM! BOOM!
Everyone enjoy a day off work!
Boom! Boom! BOOM! BOOM!
Where's the birthday boy?
The sun's starting to set.
We can't let this stand,
He hasn't blown out his candles yet.
Quick! Send the dogs!
The cats! The rats! Even the hogs!
We have to capture the birthday boy,
Before his special day becomes void.
If he's in the forest, light it ablaze,
If he's in the water, toss in some oil.
The party festivities are making him dazed.
We must hunt him down in time to boil.
Did you see him? Fire a dart!
***** THINK! WINK!
How can you constantly miss your mark?
***** THINK! WINK!
Out of the way, I'll do it myself,
With only a bola and nothing else.
Watch and learn, you worthless swines,
How could you not do this the whole time?
Ha! Got him! Tie him up, quick!
I'd hate for him to escape before he got his cake.
It's time to invite the birthday boy to his party.
Gather round and wish him a merry day!
Sure, the sun may be hiding its face, currently.
It's just jealous of his cake!
Sound the gong, raise your voices in song,
Sing the one of ages.
Place him down in the birthday chair.
Light the candles, bang the drums!
Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pa-pum!
Finally, his day has come!
Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pa-pum!
Are you ready for a piece of your birthday cake?
Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pa-pum!
Don't try to flee, for it's far too late!
Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pum! Rum-pa-pa-pum!