The trees whistled in the wind
The birds sang, and I grinned
I was happy....I finally had a friend
A friend who liked me, a friend who loved me

I've never felt like this before
What it felt like, I wasn't sure
I always played alone at recess
Talking to people was much of a stress
During graduation I sat alone,
Shivering with loneliness down to my bone

Even though my parents paid them
The kids were grossed by my flem
Dripping and dropping,
It hardly looked like bling
Ching a Ching Ching

I wasn't weird, I wasn't cool
I was just a ****** fool
With a drool
Who went to a school
With a pool

So thank you all
For this new ball
I'll never forget the summer I had friends
Please accept my friend request on Facebook
My friend ads on craigslist get no looks