Listen children,
Don't ever be me.
Like those motivational speakers who overcame applying liberal methamphetamine,
Or those speakers who robbed people at gunpoint, they come in to tell you what not to do?
Don't ever be me.

Why?
I'm horrible, that's why.

Why am I horrible?
Because I'm horrible.
Wait, no I'm not.
Yes I am.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.

Just, don't ever be me.