A very hot and spicy exotic curry dish
by matthew-scott-harris2p
Fit for an uber hearty monarch
(analogous to butterflies in his stomach)
that did shutterfly to give him a lyft
as a once upon a time
young boy king,
when he lend leased
his body electric, which did twitter
got charged up to the tasty morsel
dolled up courtesy,
one his favorite scullery maids,
who allowed, enabled and provided
culinary indulgence to buzzfeed
and breastfeed the wild beast,
not only courtesy
exquisite cuisine to boot,
(but also an insatiable lubricious lust
to devour fecund young lass)
as the appetite for consumption
within a royal supper
fit for expanding pregnant girths
nine months later regarding gravid
state of umpteenth mistress,
who experienced more
then her fair share of indigestion
after he over indulged courtesy feast
comprised last hearty supper
this fourth of January 154_,
and (prepared to bed
one of his favorite scullery maids)
for future love's labour's lost
making for a Leary king
as yours truly being
recounts espying linkedin
as a figurative fly on the wall,
and envisioned envying
corporeal presence of him
not a ghost of a chance
he Henry the VI_
could/would suspect,
an insect able, eager,
ready and willing to detect
videlicet his seminal
charity, familiarity, insularity,
linearity, oviparity me
and Musca domestica
regularity of lurching, flying,
buzz feeding as pestiferous unpopularity
towards us winged dung deeded insects
similar to repulsion
from general population of subjects
as royal highness unwittingly
reviled by the madding crowd,
who thankfully passed away
in fifteen forty blank,
which spelled demise
suspected from combination
of organ failure (kidney and liver)
due to his extreme obesity
not helped by over indulging
in Vindaloo, topped with rice, peas
and black beans, plus rich, tangy,
spicy curry sauce
made from a paste of vinegar,
garlic, ginger, and a blend of spices
like chili, cumin, coriander,
mustard, cloves, cardamom,
cinnamon, often with onions,
tomato paste, and sometimes
coconut milk or tamarind,
that coats the main protein
like pork, chicken, or lamb
as the main entrée
topped off courtesy
decadent high caloric food delicious,
yet deleterious diabetic dues to pay for
and dying to be eaten
(by his despised highness)
of the following treats -
sweet Indian desserts,
known as mithai,
which come in countless varieties,
but popular examples
include Gulab Jamun
(syrup-soaked fried dough balls),
Jalebi (crispy, syrup-filled spirals),
Kaju Katli (diamond-
shaped cashew fudge),
and Laddu (sweet balls
made from chickpea flour
or other ingredients) and
other favorites such as Barfi
(fudge-like milk sweet),
Sandesh (chhena-based),
and Kheer (rice pudding).
weighed heavily on lovely bones
contributed to bonafide dynastic fatality
that good and plenty spread
plus complications
from chronic leg ulcers
from a jousting injury,
rather than syphilis as once rumored,
though the exact cause remains debated,
but final decline linkedin
to coefficient (cove fish int)
of comeuppance videlicet
corrupted flesh involved
obscene gluttonous poor king out
causing severe illness, including
inability to speak,
likely related to uremia (kidney failure)
decreeing petering out
of good riddance The Tudor dynasty
beginning with his grandfather,
Henry VII, after his victory
at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485,
which ended the Wars of the Roses,
nevertheless, the dynasty
ruled England until the death
of Henry VIII's daughter,
Elizabeth I, in 1603
stopping in their tracks
once inviolable bastardized
genetic data breaches.