Sat in that customized tub you bought me until the water got cold.
You thinking I will spend the rest of what is left of my non wrinkle days
hoping for that ring on it on the left hand but do so love big rock on my right.
Love being your lover with all the perks like my new sporty red with shiny wheels
in the garage you paid for because you like your sweet pea so freaking much.
You signing on the dotted line and giving me condo was so what I wanted your
sugar pea thanked you in the way you like a few times and made you feel like a real man.
My heart is liking you and you said you feel the same my Santa with no belly fat.
Santa better put a huge ring on left hand third finger or I will kick him to the curb.