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Featuring: In no particular order
Tom
Thom
Tommy
Thomas
Tom-tom
Tombo
T-bone
T-hatch
Old thatch
Thatch roof
Thatcher
T
Tomahawk
Thom's ass
Trash bag
T-bag
T-satchel
T-Satch
Black tom
Baby princesses thomasina
Tomás
And ...
Is that everyone?
Did I leave anybody out?
No bodies...
Just voices?
Well who's in charge here
Seems like it's pretty clear we got some things we gotta get worked out...
The Tom Show
Featuring
Tom
Thom
Tommy
Thomas
Tom-tom
Tombo
T-bone
T-hatch
Old thatch
Thatch roof
Thatcher
T
Tomahawk
Thom's ass
Trash bag
T-bag
T-satchel
T-Satch
Black tom
Baby princesses thomasina
Tomás
And ...
Is that everyone?
Did I leave anybody out?
Nobody? No? Oh, No bodies...
Youre all just voices
... yes and projections. Well that complicates things, doesnt it?
Who's willing to clear out?
Nobody? I see. Well that won't do:
who's in charge here? Anybody running things to whom I can lodge a complaint? Who speaks for the group in matters of group best interest? Y'all Alll have equal say? On everything? Oh parliament style if you miss a vote ypur vote doesn't count. Seems a silly way to run a psyche, though. Tends to lend itself to a sailing metaphor, with a captain and crew to sort the orders and responsibilities out, assign duties and makes sure the work is getting done as it should be done and not some half-cocked shortcut workaround concocted on spot to keep things moving while you make adjustments on the fly before it all crashes out.
Seems like it's pretty clear
we got some issues here
we gotta start working through
And sorting out.