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Measurements

by @AndrewT

A club footed bossy lesbian wanted me to write a poem for my sister Word for word she told me what to write She was a dictator She loved to be in control And helped my lines look cooler This woman wasnt straight But boy she was a ruler She had a crush on my sister Millie She asked me to have millie meet her They agreed upon a public space Millie was a town centre 'meeter' When millie was leaving One foot in the door and one in the yard I told her to size her up, keep her distance. Dont give an inch coz dating is hard Millie notice her big club foot She found it quite off putting That foot was a full 12 inches She had loose laces to fit her foot in
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AndrewT
44 / M / Salford uk
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Written by
AndrewT
44 / M / Salford uk
Published
Nov 11, 2025
Time
2m
Notes

Messing around with measurement words. Trying to be clever. I hope it works

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