Those fake nails are real,
it's his smile that isn't true.
That wig is undeniably a real wig,
but I don't think he's a real drag queen!
That stone clad wall isn't real stone cladding
but the plastic guttering is made from genuine plastic,
unlike your happiness!
The front of that building is just a facade.
Don't you mock my Tudor!
Her tan is real,
she got it from a can,
but the veneers on her teeth aren't bona fide!
I forgot goldfish have three second memories,
anyway that's a real distortion of the facts!
People saying most of the bodies heat is lost through their heads makes my blood boil!
Those falsehoods he didn't make up seemed legitimate
isn't a thing that is not what its purported to be; just a sham?
I don't believe you!
Nepoleon was short,
but then everyone was really short in those days,
and bulls aren't colourblind
so I red