This piece was an actual exchange with an individual who I met on a dating app.

You say that you will treat me like an king,
But I am bowing to you like you are my emperor,
I present my form to be included in your domain,
Please don’t make me think this is all in vain.

I yield to you and allow you to inspect all of my hills and valleys,
Savour the variety of produce that these fertile lands offer,
Don’t be demure and forsake your claim,
Claim your territory.

Trace my territorial outlines,
My corporal form is terra nullis for only you,
Take stock and inspect my treasury with the precision of Medici accountants,
I willingly offer tribute and it’s not just bunga emas.

Use your mouth to solemnise my treaty of subjugation,
I will use mine to affirm my position in your empire,
Incorporate me into your borders,
Let me feed you and enrich your coffers,
My only request that you alight and maintain a permanent fire.