Stupid Kohl's commercial Poking fun that she's not here It'll be a lonely Christmas Without Mrs. Claus this year. They decorate the woman's house With golden garland, lights Hang the diamonds from the tree For when she comes home that night. It's like they knew she wasn't home But I guess her home is now up there She can celebrate with Grandpa now I just wish they were still here. No more Santa ornaments Or stockings hanging low No more fruit salad parties Or reindeer food in the snow. I can't seem to fathom it That I must make another wreath That this year you won't be helping us No more Christmas specials to see. So when I have the jingle bear And I play the song for kicks J-I-N-G-L-E Bells I'll cry at the memories that stick. I really love the holidays I'd love them more if you hadn't gone Enjoy your Christmas with Grampa, please And play me the jingle song.