Kaleidoscope raindrops fill in low eyes, and blotter tab lunatics jump up high- Alice is missing! Chesire's loose! The Jabberwock is drinking a burning juice The ceiling's melting, and the clock's been moved; Hey White Rabbit, you're gonna get bruised. We need order in our not-so-sober minds, Oh, Mad Hatter! Could you be so kind? Have you seen the Caterpillar yet? Where is he- can you bet? I'm willing to gamble; that's not tobacco in his pipe- Let it be known; he's high as a kite! Alice, oh Alice... What have you done?