Aries

Same old taken for
granted Ari. Someday you’ll
show them all. They’ll see!


Taurus

Love beckons this week,
Tau, but when you get closer
it’s waving bye-bye.


Gemini

Time for a fresh start,
Gem. If you won’t change your mind,
at least change your socks.


Cancer

Remember, Can, that
the way up is the way down.
Life’s a pogo stick.


Leo

Some may be peeved by
your Leonine manner. Well,
it’s for their own good.


Virgo

If not for you, Virg,
nothing would ever get done,
but do they thank you?


Libra

Keep your balance, Lib,
particularly when you’re
walking a tight-rope.


Scorpio

Get ready! This week,
Scorp, a dreamboat sails into
your work place. Dream on.


Sagittarius

Message for you, Sag,
in Aries. And they all thought
you'd never find out!


Capricorn

You’re just a bundle
of lovable quirks, Cap. So
what’s with these weird looks?


Aquarius

Aquari, you’re on
a cosmic roll. Let it all
ride: you’ll be surprised!


Pisces

What is the sound of
one hand clapping, mystical
Pi? That's your reward.