They say we all have one,
It’s all one and done.
Don’t be silly it just hasn’t shown up yet.
No need to fret.

But I need it here now;
I look like a class clown.
I’m still waiting for it to come,
It’s making me feel so glum.

I really don’t get it…
Did mine get stuck in a pit?
Don’t they supposedly have wings?
Can’t it fly out of it and help me with things?

They say we all have one,
It’s all one and done.
Don’t be silly it just hasn’t shown up yet.
No need to fret.

But when all is said and done,
And I supposedly have one,
I can’t help but wonder if my guardian angel
Is actually the opposite of an archangel…