****, fine I’ll confess
I may have caused just a little bit of extra distress
I may have gone a bit overboard
But god forbid a guy is bored

Nobody’s perfect
Can I just get a little bit of respect?
I mean at least I’m good at something
At least this can keep my mind running

Sorry I zoned out I was trying to think of how to cause drama
Should I bring up some of their trauma?
God forbid a guy wants some free entertainment
It makes me feel like their ants trying to escape their containment

I’ll hit them with all I’ve got
Let’s shoot my shot
Should I guilt trip?
Oops I didn’t mean to let your secret slip

Did you like my confession?
Did it grasp that short span of attention?
It’s not my fault I’m the way I am
If I were to think of you in one way I’d definitely say spam.

Oops crap did that hurt you’re feelings?
I definitely won’t push you off ceilings
Who said that?
Must’ve been a rat