I don't remember to wash off my green beans before I eat them.
I'm not patient
And I think complaining is pathetic,
But I still end up doing it.
I'm not considerate
And I have trouble empathizing
And I'm always desperate for attention
A sure sign of a weakness.
It's not necessary to tell me my faults.
I'm well acquainted with them.
Probably moreso than anyone else.
I read because it distracts me from how empty my life is
And I like when people don't know my music.
It makes me feel superior.
There are thousands more.
Some very silly, like how I never really finish my own beer
And some important, like how I play the martyr way too often.
But just trust me.
I know them plenty.
Let me survive.