sorry, no pets
no pets allowed
constantly,
no matter
how much higher
we go above asking price.
they tell us,
tenants have rights,
to formally beg
to keep a pet,
and landlords
must consider
each request.
bite me.
because ares
is apparently
dirtier than a child,
crayon on the walls,
smearing god knows what on tile,
sticking stuff up nose and ears,
to guarantee a hospital stay overnight.
please.
he drinks from human glass.
sleeps like a king.
catches butterflies
and runs at the sound
of a door opening.
he’s neater than i am.
neater than you.
what’s your excuse
for the issues reported,
but never followed through?