There was an old man, a collector of sorts Who made his living off of the dead Through the obituary page he'd earn his wage Buying things that others had shed
Though some said his job was just morbid Preying off of the people who died It wasn't a natural death that took their last breath But only those committing suicide
He bought the things that nobody wanted For most were scared of a haunting or curse But he didn't care he would always be there The same day that they emptied the hearse
He was the only buyer at the auction For everyone else was afraid He just couldn't wait to steal their estate And count all the money he made
'Til late one night while sleeping Awakend by a bump in the night At the foot of his bed stood a multitude of dead As his heart stopped beating from fright
The old man had turned up missing They found claw marks deep in his floor The people couldn't wait to pilage his estate For the old man wasn't seen anymore