I saved up for a meal at Red Lobster and got a train ticket instead. It will suffice. I wash my hands with the apologies of my enemies. The grime makes me cringe. I should have never sold my pet armadillo at age seven. My best friend, a slave to the hypocrisy of the Democrats. My new hair cut has gone unnoticed and I act like it doesn't hurt. Johnny forgot about my birthday and I broke the window in my bathroom. No one ever asked me to be a godparent. I put my hair in a ponytail only to take it out and do it again. Once. Twice. Thrice. I always hit the red lights when driving nowhere important. You left your ruler at my house so I used it for my history homework. My teacher approved. My jaundice is a daily struggle.