If your hair ever grows longer than mine I'll braid it back and listen to you whine How everyone ***** and are all the same I'll tell you yeah it's pretty lame Had you done alot of drugs some night I'd wait in the parking lot Until someone came to pick you up And if they don't just ride my handlebars If we crash we'll share some battle scars laugh and brush it off like leaves from the porch in the fall And yeah I've let you become my main man So much taller and lean than I am But you'll learn in time that I am mean and stealing your heart was part of my scheme Just don't forget we are a team