You see it is a hard thing to feel
When I collapse on the lounge
Into a state of sleep
I dream a Christian carer
With his family taking me for a ride
I took my two cats and my mattress
As well as a couple f clothes
I was totally knocked out
And I felt really crazy
As well were travelling through the suburbs
I told them that this suburb closes
The gates for a festival
With beer and wine and rides and music
It seems to drive me around the bend
Then my carer suddenly became fatter
After all the pizza he ate
And my cats were getting really scared
One just disappeared
Into someone else’s arms
I feel I was losing a family member in Vietnam
My carer was saying please understand
I want to convert you
I want to tell you to see a therapist
And I did and suddenly all my stuff was pinched
I woke up and I found out mate
It was a bloody dream