Do you have four eyes? — Oh ****! Yes, I forgot squinted eyes. You report everything to your mom like you are a ******* CCTV. Scan my life, since I am under surveillance. Scan well, fool! I can be whoever I want in your story, right? Well, make it sound plausible for everyone to believe in Try persuading everyone that whatever you say is true Let everyone witness what your naked eye saw Is it, now? Is it, huh? Okay. These are things I have no control of. I am both the one who tells the story and the one the story is about, which is which? Now, let the reader decide.