an alternator is essential to the combustion engine its main responsibility is to convert
chemical energy -------> to -------> electrical energy
this charges and replenishes the engine battery
my alternator has been broken for some time but i didnt know until this morning when it finally snapped perhaps it was my fault, believing human invention to be elastic when humans themselves are rigid, we believed we could create perfection outside ourselves which is why i am now confused with this imperfect machinery i have taken all the necessary precautions i have filled the car will fuel in the form of fast food and i know there is plenty of flower-based oil running through my tubes i have solar-charged its battery by standing in the sun once a day and i have pumped old exhaust out of the pistons by ******* by ******* brains out so why, please tell me why does the chemical energy i provide yield no electrical energy in my brain why oh why does it move slow still, and grind as a cassette track forced onto a vinyl player why oh why, on this Monday of all Mondays on this week of all weeks wont my ******* car start