Don’t you go messing with my love
You stupid little Christian ****
You guys are just family ****
I am a hooligan mate
I tease the families
Saying leave us alone
As you can get ****** and play your drone
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
I am hooligan can’t ya see
I watch sport and other shows
You watch the news all day and night
I will party with my chums
You are forced to flaming look young
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Time to send you straight to HELL
And make you say just as well
I am a hooligan, but not to a tease
But you can tease me or you want
Who gives a ****
I go paddling with a duck
You can tease me if you like
But you know I can handle it
Because I am a hooligan yeah
You see Patrick isn’t a hooligan
He is a little family kid
He is really a man so it won’t be cowardly
If I took him hostage and tied him up
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
This is the day
Of Christian ****
They will rejoice
And thrown into the pit