you scroll on tiktok while taking a **** I write poetry and scroll too and read productive as fluids leave and art and boredom creep in the answer to the age old question of why men spend so long in the bathroom most men don't know what to do and I pretend too as our assess speak to one another via our sewage connection system the farts whisper softly "no matter how much you try to forget" "you are this stinking imperfect body"