The shelf I built stands tall and proud, Well -- almost tall, a little browed. The legs are wobbly, joints askew, It’s leaning like it’s had a few!
I step back, scratch my head and sigh, This wasn’t meant to tilt and pry. The blueprint said, “align with care,” Yet here it sways -- a lopsided chair!
The screws are in, the nails are tight, And still, it looks… well, not quite right. Call it charm or odd design, But cattywampus work is mine!