I have a brother who’s a vampire
yes you heard me right
that’s the truth I’m not a liar
he only comes out at night
and when he’s out he’s on the prowl
trying to find a bite
but he’s a vegan who be stealing
all my Vegemite
I tell him dude go get some food
your skin is pale *** white
but he insists it’ll be a risk
if he’s seen in daylight
I say bro I love you dearly but I don’t want you near me
I don’t want to be proven right
he said we are brothers by our mothers
it’s our job to fight
yes we are step and not by blood
and that’s what I like